While stationed at Fort
Bliss I somehow became the "guy" to disarm the igniter of
SAM missiles failing to fire when launched from the McGregor Range and from the White
Sands Missile Range. Over time disarming the ignition of a dud missile became routine to me. About that time I deployed to
the Czech border of West Germany with the first Hawk missile unit ever
deployed for combat. This was just after the Gary Powers incident and it
was feared we were about to be engaged with the Soviets.
Though we had quit flying the U-2 over the USSR after the Powers shoot
down, we (or someone) was still flying recce missions over the USSR. As
the unidentified plane emerged out of the USSR territory our missile unit
would go hot until the identity of the advancing plane could be determined
by our Air Force guys intercepting it at the border. Naturally I was the
chosen one who armed the missiles and then disarm them when we got the
all clear.
To arm a Hawk missile
the procedure was to remove a small cover on each missile and insert an
igniter. Sort of like a blasting cap to ignite the propellant fuel. It was
a long, circular tube of explosive ignited by voltage. We called it a
"donkey dick."
I had a short, timid
little black PFC for an assistant to hold my voltmeter during the
procedure. He would very nervously hold the voltmeter while I checked for
the presence of stray voltage before plugging the igniter wiring to the
donkey dick. He was a great kid, but had an extreme distrust and fear of
the missiles that I shamelessly enjoyed exploiting.
The Hawk missiles were
mounted three on a launcher. Two of them I could arm while standing on the
launcher, but the third one sat above the others so to arm it I would
climb aboard and sit astride like a cowboy while removing the cover and
inserting the donkey dick. For the third missile my assistant had to
follow me by climbing up on the launcher so the leads from the voltmeter
would reach the igniter plug.
On this particular day
we had armed the lower missiles and finished up checking for stray voltage
on the third one. My nervous assistant was anxiously and rapidly descending from the launcher
when he stepped on the handle of a large foam fire extinguisher attached
to the launcher. It let out a big whooooosh just as I plugged the igniter
wires to the missile igniter. Both of us thought we'd just launched the
missile. It took a week to get my legs relaxed from around the missile
enough for me to dismount and I don't think they've found my assistant
yet. He broke all records for bugging out.